Random
Source Code
Random
The act of taking a shit that is so painful that you literally hug your knees and pray to god the shit will end.
Man 1: "Oh god i have to go drop a deuce. it feels like its gonna be a knee hugger."
Man 2: "Good luck man. i know you'll pull through."
Man3: "Just don't plug up the turlet."
7👍 1👎
Adjective - A phrase that describes when one is acting as if they had a horn in their knee. One who is "horn knee" is being whiny and unpleasant.
Guy: Hey, how's it going?
Girl: Fuck you, creep.
Guy: Jesus Christ, somebody's horn knee or something!!!
Girl: ...O...Kay...
24👍 8👎
A term, which came about in the 1800's, however became popular with soldiers in the Second World War.
A knee knocker is a specific act of casual sex, usually performed in an alley beside or behind a pub/bar/tavern.
The act is performed standing up, with the woman secured against a wall with a combination of the mans upper body and holding her buttocks. The womans legs, usually wrapped around his waist.
This unusual position, whilst having sex results in the knees of the male regularly knocking together (often with some force), hence the term.
Also refer to the term 'knee trembler'.
Grandfather: "Whats the name of that young lady you went to the movies with last night?"
Grandson: "Michelle."
Grandfather: "Arrgh, I met a girl when I was serving in France, called Michelle. We had a knee knocker behind a cafe in Rennes."
50👍 20👎
to take a temporary break from an activity.
Nikki: I'm stuffed from this buffet. I'm taking a knee then going back for dessert!
Jenz: Great idea Nikki Niner, you are sooooo smart, and accurate too!
119👍 57👎
The part of a naked chick you try not to look at.
Well I had a boner but I accidentally looked at her knees and it went away.
Knees are so gross.
Tim: I find knees kind of sexy! They look handsome on a woman!
Greg: *rapes Tim's mom in front of him*
2👍 22👎
The period after a break up when depression sets in and you want him/her back.
Dude, she broke up with my 37 days ago, I'm on my knees. I want her back.
44👍 18👎
The knee touch is a go-to move used by some overconfident men, in which they talk to a female while making eye contact and subtly place their hand on the female's knee. This "move" is normally put into place by people that think they are so good looking no one will mind the awkward physical contact and that it is actually an appreciated move which leads to later "getting some".
Mike pulled out the knee touch, his number one move from his arsenal, but the fat chick didn't respond.
51👍 23👎