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Marysville, a town in which Wal-Mart is the biggest form of entertainment. Most of the population wears outfits resembling a used napkin. Proudly displaying their occupation of putting screws in holes in automobiles. Hunting, fishing, drinking and general boredom are the town's activities. Marion, a notorious city of heroin use, is nearby. Probably a better place to raise children and have a nice meal. Marysville has more drive thru beer vendors and pizza places than any other city, per capita in Ohio. Also it has been noted as the "Couch on the corner" capital. If your wardrobe is Wal-Mart camouflage, this town is right for you.
Let's go to Marysville, Ohio and see which drive-thru has the cheapest Busch beer!
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Norwalk is a town in NE Ohio that has alot of pretty historic buildings and houses however it is over run with white trash, pillbillies, junkies, juggalos, wiggers, and rednecks. There are several trailer parks and government subsidized housing that tend to be full of young, usually drug addicted single mothers and mexicans. People from Norwalk for some reason think they are ghetto or hard but most are just failures at life who sell their food stamps for cash and get tattoos from their buddies in a basement. Losers of Norwalk typically never get out of the town and become scumbags for life.
Father : Would you rather live in Norwalk, Ohio or Willard, Ohio?
Son: Neither since you can't go to a public park without seeing a syringe laying around.
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An Ohio shower is when you are in a rush and you have to clean yourself with wet wipe towels
I was in a rush so I had to take an Ohio shower - Kimmy Schmidt
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MADE IN OHIO! The alternate version of Made In Heaven from Jojo Bizzare Adventure.
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Also known as East Hell, Portsmouth is a small, dying, formerly industrial town on the banks of the Ohio River. It is known for property crime, meth labs, heroin, drug overdoses, obesity, willful ignorance, and a lack of decent jobs or things to do other than getting high.
Portsmouth, Ohio is a complete and total shithole.
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A town in Mid-West Ohio filled with hoes, thots and fuck boys. Most people there are fake and unloyal.
"I screwed this girl from St.Marys Ohio"
"I heard all they are is unloyal hoes"
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A decently sized town nestled right inbetween Mentor and Ashtabula. mostly known for its abundance of nurseries, fast food restaurants, pharmacies, and the local wal-mart. There are also many tell-tale signs if you've lived in Madison. For example: going from the township to the village is like crossing the mason-dixon line, you've ever heard "blood makes the grass grow kill, kill, kill!" at a football game, or if on any given day you see at least 5 members of you graduating class at Wal-Mart. People here are under the common misconception that they are gangsters or hillbillies, but once you get past that they're some sweet people. All in all, its not that bad of a place to live, we just need something to do on weekends.
"Madison, Ohio, that's the exit with the carosel, right?"
"yep thats us!"
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