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When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.
It smells like dying old man intestines in there
When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray
Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.
(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...
(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".
Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.
Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
After you pee and you put your cock away before the last few drops..
I was at my old ladies house and got old man drool on my jeans..
A term in the past for pneumonia
Pneumonia is an old man’s friend