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March 29 is national piss day. national piss day is where everyone pees nonstop to celebrate Pisstopher Dick, the person who invented peeing
son: Dad! i can’t stop peeing
Dad: it must be March 29
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Anyone born on March 29th will literally be your ride or die, you best bud, the Jessie to your James. Especially if you’re Kenny Wenny.
“Omg, Ken, it’s July 29! The day the best person I know was born!”
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January 29 is to hug your crush and then tell them that you love them!❤️
Crush:hey!!
You:*hugs them*
Crush:???
You:I love you!
Crush:...
You:It’s the 29 of January
January 29 is to hug your crush and then tell them that you love them !❤️
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April 29 is the DENIM day.
It the 90's a case of sexual assault was registred in Italy. An 18 year old was piked up by her driving instructor and she was later assaulted by him on that same drive. He was eventually convicted of all carghes but later he appeald and it was overturned and the REASON was "there is no way that he could've taken off her jeans by himself because they were so tight therefore impling consent" wich was obviously NOT given.
So every year on april 29 we wear denim as a big midlle finger for rape culture and misogyny.
Girl1:Hey, what u wearing today when we go out?
Girl2:Denim, duuuh it s april 29th
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29 of september is the day your shortest or tallest friend has to buy you a bag of candy of your choice
29 September short or tall friend has to buy you candy of you choice
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