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Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (preferrably non-carpeted flooring). Make quick circular motions, while banging away on the Stella, until the floor has a beautiful shine.
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- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.
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- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!
- Yes!
when you drink too much realized you have no pants on and then pass out face up on the door
man he really had a door on the floor that night.
The collection of hair, pet hair, lint, and dust that collects in the corners of your floor and under the furniture.
I dropped my burger and there are floor pubes dangling off of it.
One who is forced to reside or sleep on the floor due to lack of empty couches, beds, or chairs.
Kyle: Dibs on couch!
Stephen: I call the bed!
Adam: What about me?
Kyle and Stephen: Floor Bitch!
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A move which involves slamming the lower parts of the body on the floor while flopping around on it. Often performed at parties.
Bob: Man, that party last night was lit.
Jeff: Sure was. Did you see Heather Humping the Floor last night? It was sick.
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Popcorn that has sadly fallen from its bag or bowl and landed upon the ground thus rendering it useless.
"If i had not spilled my popcorn to the ground, i wouldnt have all this shitty ass floor corn" -Hubert Cumber Dale
"Floor corn is the worst of the corn family, providing no nutrients and harming the planet at the same time. Alaska will never be the same." -Time Magazine
"Nay is the true meaning of Alvis Time Ham nor Floor Corn, the true meaning of Alvis time is Popcorn" -Cale Sakowki
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Drugs that are found on the ground, usually at Electronic Music Dance shows. They can be either in a bagged or out in the open state.
When I was up near the stage I looked down and found these floor drugs. I'm going to have the best night of my life!
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