Elf Shoe

An Elf Shoe is a description of a certain shape of a turd. Usually the turd is long and thin and curled at the end, resembling an "Elf Shoe".

Phil walked into the bathroom stall at his work when he was thoroughly disgusted when he witnessed an elf shoe shaped turd resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl.

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sand shoes

An Australian term for sneakers.

She wore her sand shoes on the tennis court.

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kickin the shoe

to tell someone your leaving.

aight yall, im kickin the shoe

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Shoe Phone

A phone that you wear on your feet.

Once, the phone rang, but it was only my shoe

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shoe phone

Original cell phone - Get Smart's Maxwell Smart had a Shoe Phone. Hence shoe phone

Leaving the house now, call me on my shoe phone.

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shaq shoes

shoes that you can buy in payless for 19.99
it has the special stitching that says SHAQ on it.

-yo homey G thas some madd ghetto g-unit shoes you got thurr

-thanks g dawg. they say shaq on it.

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pornstar shoes

Thick-soled, usually platform-heeled sandals or shoes. Some heels can be as high as 8 inches...those are too uncomfortable for normal life though. 4 or 4.5 inch-ones are cool. I have 2 pairs of more-or-less pornstar shoes, but, just for the record, all my shoes with heels are thick.

I wear pornstar shoes to show my individuality and to pay tribute to 1970s punk culture (which was close to porn)...I even wore a pair to my prom banquet, and no one gave a shit.

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