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eye listening

the act of using your eyes to listen and detect words and images.

Sami is eye listening to his besties texts’

by epicsansundertale January 28, 2019


Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!

Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...

A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"

by Hym Iam February 8, 2024


Why should people listen to you?

Thanks Dave! I've been meaning to do this one for a couple of days.

Gayve "Why should people listen to you?"

Hym "I'm not making them. Their doing it of their own volition. What gives you the right to stop them? Are children LEGALLY INCOMPETENT? They like it! The little kiddos like what I'm doing to them. It's almost as if.... I'm a retard in a group home............... and I'm having women scheduled to come fuck me. And YOU'RE trying to stop me from fucking them! Ohohohohohoho! See that!? See how that works shidiot?"

by Hym Iam January 19, 2023


Listen, asshole

A phrase to pull the awareness of an unaware/natural asshole to that one is not there to play with them and doesn't care for their bullshit, and if they don't get it, they should try to learn and start by recognizing how much they suck.

Listen, asshole. People have better things to do than dealing with something like you.

by felixh January 27, 2017


Bed-listener

A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.

A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.

by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022


Listen

A thing people won't do when you have glasses

Guy with glasses: STOP!!! I'M NOT BLIND!!! PLEASE LISTEN!!!
Guy without glasses: How do you see?

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal July 15, 2021


listening glasses

Glasses so big u can hear with them

I'm not sure she'll fit in my Mini Cooper. Her listening glasses were twice as wide as her face!

by Listening glasses April 1, 2021