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Kal Online is a free MMORPG developed by Inixsoft, a Korean based game company. It runs on the same game engine as Lineage 2, and is very similar. It was released to international gamers around October of 2004.
Inixsoft used their own home-made translator, and as a result, most of their English is horrid. However, the game was enjoyable without it.
Around March of 2005, Kal Shop was released. It allowed people to buy special in-game items with real money. This sparked a massive amount of credit card fraud, and the game went downhill. People without lives turned Kal into their life, quitting their jobs just to play it. Memory string modifications and credit card fraud caused the economic system to deteroriate, and gameplay value went down as a result. To keep from being banned, people like a player named codon had family members do CCF for them.
Kal Online is now a game full of assholes and credit card frauders. Cookies to those who did their best to keep it good: Tsubasa, Synn, Aimen.
codon: dood, chek owt my +15 Legendary 15!
Synn: You're a disgrace to Kal Online.
Kal GM: The Kal Online server is for maintaining down.
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The terrible disorder which causes one to blurt out uncontrollable fits of randomness online. Some things said during a fit of online touretteswill be completely uncalled for and may result in uncontrolled lawlz and rofl's.
Dan:Omg seriously Mark you gotta stop being such a....AIDS!!!!.
Mark:Wtf Dan......you def have online tourettes or some shit.
OR
Dan:So I herd u liek mudkipz
Mark:ROFL!!!
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(v.) Taking a dump. Derives from the state of having nothing better to do while on the pot but manage personal finances via the smartphone.
That spicy chicken curry really messed me up. I foresee doing some online banking in my immediate future.
Yeah, I've been meaning to diversify my portfolio by contributing more into my company's 401... Wait, what?
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It is when a person has a crush on somebody they met on the internet. Ideally, it usually is somebody of the opposite sex, unless the crusher is gay, of course.
The typical websites that people form online crushes is facebook, myspace, youtube, metacafe, online video games, forums, chat rooms, blogging websites, sharing websites, and any website with community membership and user names for each user.
It is perfectly normal to form a crush on somebody you have never met in real life. It is unfortunate, if you have never seen a photo or video of the person you have a crush on, but one can always hope for that sensual, affectionate, and ideal mate to be the crush.
When the time comes that you see a picture of the crush and if it is unpromising, displeasing, and it turns off sexual arousal, it is normal to shun the crush, and possibly block them out of your life (or for the website in question, at least).
Joey: I have been chatting with this girl on youtube for the past two months, and we have so much in common; I wish I could meet her.
Rachel: O Joey, you have formed an online crush.
Joey: Really? An online crush, eh?
Rachel: Yea, an online crush.
Joey: That's so cool! I bet she's hot.
(Another month passes by...)
Joey: Hey, my online crush sent me picture of her.
(After a few seconds of looking at it...)
Joey: Ahhhhhh! I am so blocking her on youtube, and shunning her.
Rachel: I can't believe that's the girl you had an online crush on. Ha-ha-ha! She is such a hog.
Joey: Yea, well she sounded cute in her messages.
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An online community/forum that practically gets everyone addicted and high on it like drugs. Too many noobs, though.
Guess what? I just signed up for Gaia Online! Damn it's addicting!
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A good MMORPG game...Yet it takes away a man's sex drive....and the motivation to pretty much do ANYTHING else.
My roommate and His brother play Eve Online, Both are interested in nothing else.
I could rip my clothes off in front of him, but he'd just say "Outta the way. I'm playing Eve"
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(N.) The way to speak in shortcuts on the Internet by using Abbrvietaions. Also goes by some other name, but I don't know what that is right now. Here's an example!
"OMG! It's SMG! I'm like So DIS! I'm just her WBF! Bet she can DNL ADL! Just KJP LOL! Can I HWY? Maybe I should AYB!"
"Oh My God! It's Sarah Michelle Gellar! I'm like So Dipped In Sh*t! I'm just her World's Biggest Fan! Bet she can Do Nights Lovin', All Day Long! Just Kidding, Joking, Playing, Laughing Out Loud! Can I Hang With You? Maybe I should Ask Your Brother!"
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