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the political and social organization by which the most powerful and wisest of ninjas from across the planet rule the universe to their bidding. It currently allows The Ninja to host a webshow called Ask A Ninja so that non ninjas see how weak we are
This has been an official broadcast from the International Order of Ninjas.
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Alphabetic order that ignores last names, as is used on iTunes.
"Shouldn't John Mayer be in the 'M' section of your CD organizer?"
"No man, I've got them in iTunes alphabetical order."
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A beautiful woman, typically tall, sexy, shapely and startlingly blonde, who is, upon closer inspection, completely psycho, causing the man who at first praised his good fortune to have met her to take out a restraining order against her in a vain attempt to keep her from destroying his person or property.
Leon met Clarissa in a bar and thought she was the most perfect blonde he'd ever seen, but after she started calling him 30 times a day at work to scream at him, accusing him of sleeping with other women, and keying his car, he realized that she was not a goddess, but instead a classic Restraining Order Barbie. He wound up with one missing tooth and a $1,500 car repainting bill, but at least she's out of his life now.
When a young couple who are members of the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod get married to offset the chances of being separated by a divine call. With no clue of where their future will take them, WELS males move fast in finding a WELS female who they work quickly to become serious with. WELS females consider it true love and agree to marry for the same fear of being separated.
WELS order brides come primary from Martin Luther College in New Ulm, MN but can be seen throughout much of the church body. Desperation plays a big factor in WELS order brides. Most WELS order bride couples live in the midwest no more then 3 hours from where they grew up.
Signs of a WELS order bride are a short dating period which worries their family members, thinking that Martin Luther College is a real college, having kids right away and following it with bad parenting, and having no financial education.
Peter: "Joe proposed to Mary after only 5 months of dating."
Paul: "Yeah, Joe just wanted a WELS order bride knowing Mary is the only one that will ever love him"
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The act of or solicitation of someone (to another) to murder or cause harm to Nico123o with great force or destruction in order to win the match.
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The only way that old, ugly, American rejects could find someone to marry them. The target of the mail order bride system are young and poor women from third world countries who are desperate to leave their poverty life in search of a better one in America.
Anthony is in jail for abusing his new Russian mail order bride who is 20 years his junior.
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FREE as long as you pay this absurd price along with it.
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