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A damn hot skinny blond who's funny, but a controlling bitch. In her future she will have been through 4 failed marriages, grow 7 times her size, and most likely end up with a hoarding problem, living with a dozen cats.
"Glad I didn't marry that! GEEZUS."
"Yeah, Paige turned out to be a tub of lard!"
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A naysayer who loves tumblr too much. She is almost drawn to tears when someone "important" follows her. She also repeatedly says nay and screeches like a dolphin. Her neck vein also bulge. Shiny nose is a symptom of paige. she likes to say dang a lot as well.
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Paige is the worst human you could possibly know. She is stupid, ugly, fat, and just over all a retard
Confused person: paige
Me: oh god...im about to puke😖
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She's a women who is very independent. Won't take anything from anyone. She likes to laugh and smile. Sometimes she can be very sensitive. Paige is also "sexual" she will say very "freaky" stuff. She likes her phone. She is also gorgeous. A bouns is she will fuck you anywhere any time.
Your such a Paige.😚
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Queen of the lesbians, although she has a boyfriend. Everyone hates her, but they're just too nice to tell her. She's super addicted to drugs, but she won't admit it, even though she's been caught doing it. Did I mention that she has a boyfriend?
You: Hi Paige! How are you-
Paige: OH MY GOSH I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
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A Paige can be an incredible friend and lover, but she also has a mean streak. If you are friends with a Paige she will be the most loving, caring person, but if she doesn't like you she can be a nightmare. She is often funny, pretty and shy but when she's comfortable with you she will light up the room with her smile and laughter.
Person 1:"Paige is so nice but she can also be really mean if she doesn't like you!"
Person 2:"She's always been really nice and funny to me."
Person 3:"Paige seems nice but if you talk to her when she's in a bad mood she is a complete bitch!"
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