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1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
Peeling the skin from your palm before masturbation.
Justin Dillon got a mad wicked zombie palm yo.
Masturbation. The fondling of one's self in a sexual manner.
Johnny spent all day palm-scroggin' when he should have been completing his homework.
When a man ejaculates into his palm for ease of clean up or to eat it.
Guy 1: Dude, where were you? Why are you so late.
Guy 2: I had 5 minutes so I stopped at palm seeder.
The act of a male masturbating to completion, then without washing his hands, interacting with the public.
When billy shook janes hand, he inadvertently white palmed her
A video game controller that is rather warm and has excess amounts of sweat, dead skin, and residue from any food, such as Doritos, that had been previously eaten
Guy 1: Hey can I play Mario?
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!
His missus caught him bang to rights committing palmed throbbery in the shed! He was sentenced to a year of being the laughingstock of the boozer.