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A very good friend of mine that watches Mycts and is the best person ever!
Hey do u know alexys jade Palmer?
Canon palmer
Boys they chat the most bout the gyal dem , and half of them think they are bad , they also try fight gyal dem.
Canon palmer girls they start beefing for unnecessary reasons , some of them are soo clapped and there is that one girl that has dealt the same boy like 3 times.
The girls also like whining on boys in the corridors. Some gyal dem like giving head in the toilets to their secret admirer.
Have you heard some girl gave head in the toliets , she got excluded .
Oh my did you hear she is gonna fight someone .
This boy is trying to fight again!
Look at this wet guy!
Look at these sketty yr 10’s
Oh my i hate Canon Palmer skl!
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Hiring a musician to play a gig without any monetary compensation. Named after musician Amanda Palmer.
My friend hired me a for a gig, but told me he could only pay me in beer and hugs. I told him no and didn't appreciate that he was pulling an Amanda Palmer on me.
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Skateboard bail causing massive impact trauma to the palms of the hands
ever since that Arnie Palmer on the minipipe last year I wake up at night with my hands in the frozen food section
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An extremely alcoholic drink cocktail consisting of a mix of lemonade, iced tea, and moonshine, in such proportions that when set to an open flame, the drink combusts. Best paired with Trout Heart.
"Dude, this Amanda Palmer is kicking my ass."
"Well, have you tried an Amanda Fucking Palmer?"
"Um..."
*Sets drink on fire*
"Holy shit. Gimme."
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When you don’t have any lubricant in your car besides ketchup packets and your hand is giving you that look.
I started thinking about the girl at the drive thru window and decided to give myself a Keke Palmer.
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An annoying douche-bag who's music is terrible so he puts hot chicks in them to get peoples attention.
if you ever watch a music channel like VH1 and a Robert Palmer video comes on, make sure you change the channel as soon as possible. large doses of Robert palmer have been known to turn regular people into gays, and gays into French people.
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