Fresh Pasta

Fresh Pasta is when you push a piece of cooked spaghetti through one side of a girl's nose and have it come out the other nostrel. Then the same girl gives you head and while she swallows you hit her in the back of the neck, forcing her to cough and have your pink paste come out her nose and down the spaghetti.

I'd show that chick some fresh pasta.

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Never feed the badders pasta

A term infamously used by Fredo, (no not the chocolate mascot u fuck shit) to warn us to never give food to the hoe. One day she's eating pasta in my house, then yours? City boyz can't let that happen dargs.

Darling, its home time...never feed the badders pasta.

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i had pasta tonight

whoever said this in the (tiktok) video is feeling depressed, anxious or experiencing suicidal thoughts.

*during a tiktok*

SARAH: i had pasta tonight

*sad music playing in the background*

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Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Testicular cancer.

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."

pasta loving trottle

A term used in the anime called Hetalia, England refers to Italy as a pasta loving trottle. Which basically means that Italy is a pasta loving slut. Cheers.

Get the hell away from me you pasta loving trottle!
That Italian guy is a pasta loving trottle.

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Never feed the badders pasta

Never feed the badders pasta because then hoes will eat at yours And then mine. hoes

Joe: never feed the badders pasta
Hoe: wtaf

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Angel Haired Pasta

When a man excretes his load on a hairy woman's vagina, he then proceeds to eat her out.

Amit: Dude, so what did you do at the cabin with your girlfriend this weekend?
Brad: Just ate some good-old angel haired pasta.

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