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A Penguin Icicle is when you take a dead smelt popsicle and place it in your partners vagina, causing her to waddle like Gentoo, once your partner has waddled enough to break the smelt popsicle down to a snow pea consistency you then place your balls on her feet like she's emperor penguin keeping an egg warm. You will know she is ready to mate once she starts to pop out the smelt snow peas into your mouth. P.S do not mind the odor that is accompanied by the act of the penguin icicle you will learn to love that sweet fishy smell.
"Damn son you stink!!" "
"Yeah man i know had a penguin Icicle last night."
When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"
Jake: "Hey look! Arielle is giving Alex a petrified penguin!"
When something is lubed like a penguin, it means it's very slippery, and sometimes uneasy to handle. Kinda like how penguins can easily slide on their bellys.
My dick is lubed as a penguin.
When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.
"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"
Something that has wings but does not fly, specificly a UAV sensor operator
Guy #1: WOAH! You got a flight suit & wings!You must fly! What's your job!?
Guy #2: I'm a UAV Sensor Operator!
Guy #1: Get out of here you Penguin.
A tall, long neck migratory bird with huge wing spans who, will turn pink if it ingests krill through a large black hooked beak. They also live in tropical regions.
The penguins in the Everglades are just beautiful.
a type of rare turkish pasta generally found in ireland, served with a heavy cream sauce made with butter and asparagus
im making penguins tonight honey, so keep the fire extinguisher on hand