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The Pennsylvania pudding pouch is the act of excreting ones manly nectar into a woman's vaginal pouch, then immediately proceeding to eat it out from her meat curtains with a spoon.
"Shit honey, the codom broke! I guess we will have to preform the Pennsylvania pudding pouch."
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Penetrating the anus of a girl with your penis or dildo (if a lesbian) really fast to create a warming sensation from the friction. Then pull out and slide the object of penetration up and down the ass crack of the girl. Every time you reach the top or the bottom of the ass crack make a loud BEEP noise.
my mom heard me Beeping last night and asked what i was doing. i said i was performing the pennsylvania mud plow for the first time. She said like father like son
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The act of an Amish or Amish looking person (unkempt beard, suspenders, etc) sitting at church and passing gas silently.
I was getting into the parsons message until Malachi delivered an unforgivable Pennsylvania Dutch Oven.
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When you release your kidney stone into a women's vagina.
After Jordan gave Erin the Pennsylvania Polka-Dot, the rock caused noticeable scarring in her Fallopian tubes.
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Conditions/preceding events:
A Male lives at home with his parents
He proceeds to lock himself in his room to watch porn
The porn is turned up to a high decibel
The parents then begin to wonder what the heck is happening in their son's bedroom
While masturbating to the loud porn the male does not hear the initial light tap on his door so he continues to enjoy the pleasures of youporn. The tapping increases to a banging at which point the male is at his vinegar strokes and can't stop to answer the door. The parents have been growing impatient and somehow unlock the door, barging in on the male with his pants down, in a culminating climax (pun intended) in which the shocked male screams and ejaculates on all parties involved. When finished all the ashamed male can think to say is a sheepish, "Surprise?!"
teenager: Man my parents are always making me do shit I don't want to do, I really want to get back at them.
teacher: Yea parents are like that. They only want whats best for you. Have you tried giving them the Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise lately?
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A high rubber boot.
You see how many pennsylvania cowboy boots are around this place man? We gotta move on...
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The full and proper name for what is commonly refered to as Penn State. Since this is a land grant, farm school spelling Pennsylvania is beyond most students abilities and the shortend Penn is the norm.
Majors vary from Football to drinking. Where that most Footballers take 5 years to grduate in both.
The Football team regularly ranks #1 or #2 in the nation with worst fans. Only Notre Dame or the occasional Texan ever surpass them. The strange dedication to an individual, known as Joe Pa, has been the focus of many studies. I think the Pa is an even shorter spelling of Pennsylvania.
Pennsylvania State University is where country kids go to get learned.
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