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Philip

Philip IS SO DUMB that it is humiliating to have him as your friend.He is the friend that fails every math test ever created.

: I failed math today
: you're such a philip

by Mr.Steal your girls March 23, 2022


philip

The definenition of insuperior, short, ugly, dumb and extremly wierd

Oh hello there (insert name of person) you are like philip

by PlatapusDoBeKindaCoolDoe March 12, 2020


Philip

Whoever's called Philip he is automatically blessed.Many of them tend to be selfish but their intentions are always good and about helping people.Philip is a great person and an even greater lover.Whoever gets to be in a relationship with such person,is said to be considered lucky in life.

Philip is the one ladies

by Highman01 April 22, 2020


philip

someone that is very annoying and likes watching naked ppl cry on pirated shows

philip, a bitch

by March 8, 2022


Philip

A serial womanizer and owns many harems (might be into horses) really smart dirty but quiet.

FEMALE: hey Philip
Philip: Hi
FEMALE: *falls in love*

by i like kiwi June 7, 2021


Philip

Basically a dude who doesn't squat below paralell. He loads up the bar thinking that he's tough shit, but in reality he can't even squat 135 ass to grass. This is a person who will show off his moobs, and call them pecs. His mom is probably...

Philip: *squats like a fucking retard*
Kevin: *Proceeds to give good advice to fix his shitty form*
Philip: *Squats higher than a kite once again*
Kevin: *Gives up on philip and starts benching*

by Kukikano April 4, 2019


Philip

A short kid that can't get a girlfriend because he is ugly as fuck, usually is very dirty minded, outgoing, funny, again ugly,short, and has a urge for love but of course he's ugly so he can't find it. He also gets bullied a lot, but he doesn't care even know some things they say might hurt him. He gets pushed around a lot which sucks.

Girl 1: Ew it's Philp

Girl 2: He's so ugly

Girl 3: Get the away from me

Girl 4: Philip is amazing

by HEyHeyGoOd_Big DAdDy February 11, 2020