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What you give your boi so it gives his cum a sweeter taste when you have sex.
Dude 1: Drink this
Dude 2: Y?
Dude 1: JUST DO IT
Dude 2: ok *drinks*
*ONE MINUTE LATER*
Dude 2: OH FUCK I'M GONNA CUM!
*Dude 1 swallows cum*
Dude 1: Delicious.
Dude 2: Now I see why you gave me that pineapple juice!
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A jetstream from Hawaii and Canada that picks up dirt and mixes it with marijuana in a special way that produces powerful weed.
Bob: Ey dude, where'd you get that bud from this weekend?
Tom: Straight from the Pineapple Express man, top of the line shit.
Bob: How much for a dime?
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The subject of many debates on the internet. Some consider pineapple pizza the vilest thing in existence; others love it.
“Can I get some pineapple pizza, please?”
“Hell no!”
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Pineapple Express, a high-grade form of marijuana that is extremely rare. True weed smokers appreciate the delicate and sweet characteristics and only smoke this herb on special occasions.
Also known as, Pineapple Diesel, or P-Deez.
"It's almost a shame to smoke that Pineapple Express; it's like killing a unicorn."
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refers to the USA television show PSYCH. in every episode there is a hidden pineapple. so when you see a pineapple anywhere (tv, real life, you hear the word, any time you see a pineapple) you yell at the top of your lungs "FOUND THE PINEAPPLE!"
watching the food network. a picture of a fruit salad is on. "FOUND THE PINEAPPLE!"
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A sure fire way to induce labor according to regular posters from a Babycenter.com birth board (December 2010 Expecting Mothers)
After several IDIOTIC posts on the birth board about how to get the baby out earlier than they were due, the members of the birth board started making up ways to induce an early labor including: Pineapple Juice Douching, Castor Oil/Castrol Motor Oil Drinking, Plungers, Wire Hangers, Crochet Hooks, Black Licorice, Balsamic Vinaigrettes, Raspberry Leaf Tea, Evening Primrose Oil, and various other forms.
This birth board is known in the Babycenter.com community to be especially snarky with posters who cannot spell, ask stupid questions and post inane comments such as "I had my baby threw my virgina and I dint kno I wuz pregnate"
Also, they suggest you don't go in water to your waist, your baby might drown while you are pregnate.
If you are 34 weeks and want to induce, try a Pineapple Douche and then make sure you shove a couple crochet hooks up your virgina to get the baby throwd out.
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The dopest dope I've ever smoked.
Pineapple express is hands down the dopest dope I've ever smoked.
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