Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.
"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"
Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first
Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch
A term used to describe the result of a useless salesman.
joe: did suicidal george sell his 3pm lead.
luke: did he fuck, pitch and miss, george couldn't close his mothers coffin.
joe: re-ap it and send in the swan.
making high-pitched sounds during sex like the richest female singers.
The Hollywood actress was high-pitched sex sounding during her scene in a film.
It's a term that is used mainly by softball girls as a funny way to say they want you to put your balls in their mouth
Hey babe maybe you can pitch me some balls after practice
It's a term that Softball Girls use when they want you to pitch your balls in their mouth
Hey maybe after practice you could pitch me some balls!
Originally terms used to describe the flight dynamics of an aircraft, they can be used as an idiosyncratic alternative to describe a girl's attributes, i.e., Looks, intelligence, and personality.
Come on Sarah, lot's of boys at school like you. You've got it all! Yaw, pitch, and roll. -Esther De Groot, from Scary Go Round by John Allison