pity da fool

What Mr. T does before he knocks the criznap outta j00 sucka plz!

I pity da fool who don't come up in this hizzy to mess mah bling bling up.

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psycho pity

when one pretends to have a disorder of any kind to get the pity of a memeber of the female or male species.

"omg i totally have depression/anxiety/an eating disorder/panic attacks/anxiety/OCD, bobby! omg!"

"you're a victim of psycho pity..."

psycho...

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out of mock pity

by fake pity.

younger person usually said to an older person ,please come first out of mock pity

Smitty What a Pity

When you make $95 million deals but can't seal the deal on any girls.

You just failed to hook up with another girl, Smitty What a Pity

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Pity Like Like

The act of liking somebody's pity like, out of pity for how unoriginal and windy their original pity like was. A sign that pity liking has become overused and should probably be classed as gale force bant.

Facebook user one: 'uninteresting status'
Facebook user two: (after pity liking said status): 'guffaw, i'm so witty and original'
Facebook user three: (after pity like liking the pity like) 'that'll quench that gale force bant'

^a classic Pity Like Like manouvre.

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Pity party animal

A Pity party is when someone keeps feeling sorry for themselves, overly dramatic and just needs to get over it

A party animal Is someone who parties often, too much, and messes up their lives

A pity party animal is someone who is always feeling sorry for themselves, has way too many pity parties

This is the 5th time this week you've been moping and feeling sorry for yourself, Stop being such a pity party animal

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pity on your time

Originating from Israely slang, as meaning either extremely cool, wonderful or great (similar to end of the road, or alternately, sucking and being a waste of time.

A: what do you think of my new shoes?
B: Pity on your time!!
A: Thanks!
B: No, I mean PITY on your time...

And so the duality and confusion ensue

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