obnoxious plant

A plant of any variety that when you are walking or simply outside, is simply annoying, unnessecary or in the way. This also includes plants that upon being looked at, fill the person looking at them with unexplained irritability and annoyance. In other words, an obnoxious-looking or ridiculous-looking plant. Such as a shrub that is much too perfectly trimmed or a tree that has an uneven distribution of leaves. The word "plant" can be interchanged with any object, such as "tree" to specify what kind of plant, or even "streetlight" if a streetlight is being obnoxious.

"What an obnoxious plant! It's overlapping onto the sidewalk!"

"That tree is so obnoxious!"

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Plant Water

Any drink that is brewed from water and is made with a plant.

Example:
Coffee (made with coffee beans and water)
Tea (made with tea leaves and water)
Hot Chocolate (made with Cacao Beans and Water)

Trey: I want something to drink.

Sam: Here have some plant water.
*hands Trey some coffee*

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plant a shark

Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.

To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."

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Fake Plant

A usually inorganic object which looks like a plant. Most often made of some sort of plastic.

"I'm going to water this plant!"
"No dude, that's a FAKE Plant!"

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robert plant

n. Another name for male camel toe coined to reference the scantily cladded or form fitting crotch of former Led Zeppelin vocalist Robert Plant; with use of the pun of "plant", meaning stem,penis, scrotum or overall male genitalia but further identifying the type of male plant named "robert", which is masculine.

You would think the office's dress code would prohibit robert plant as well as showing cleavage!

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Cock plant

Like a face plant, but what hurts afterwards is your cock.

Dude 1: Man! I was skating yesterday trying to grind that rail...
Dude 2: Hahaha, Face plant?
Dude 1: Worse..
Dude 2: OMG?
Dude 1: Yeah, Cock plant
Dude 2: I can feel your pain.

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Plant the Seed

The seed has been planted when a well-planned, much-needed night in is mentally rejected.

The seed is usually planted on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

If the bad influencer has succeeded in persuading the group to 'sack off' their responsibilities, i.e. lectures, deadlines, group meetings, one may exclaim 'The seed has grown into a tree'

Anna: So, tomorrow we reconvene at my house for an all-day no distraction group meeting!
Laura: I want to go to Oceana to seek out some Spice Boys
Mel: DON'T PLANT THE SEED!
Tash: It's already grown into a tree, don't fight it.

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