plastic surgery

The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.

Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.

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Pedo-plastic

Its plastic that is flies around and lands in small childrens mouths and pants.

Why is that little kid making-out with that piece of pedo-plastic?

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Plastic Manners

When two people, or groups of people, meet up unexpectedly and instantly hide their true feelings about each other under awkward and blatantly fake politeness.

After just leaving an unwanted conversation and joining another with a genuine friend:

Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.

Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.

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plastic fork

cheap, common eating utensil with long spikes for eating/killing with, you decide, usually comes in a pack

Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork over baking, heavy breathing dont give a fuck it its carbs that im eating

Airless plastic

An insult to someone who is skinny and weak.

Kid 1: Come on, you can do better
Kid 2: I'm trying
Kid 1: What are you, an airless plastic

Plastic straws

They are super effective against turtles

Person 1: *Throws plastic straws at a turtle*
Turtle: *Dies*

plastic screwdriver

a drink made out of vodka and an orange flavored drink (that isn't actual orange juice)

We couldnt make screwdrivers because there wasnt any orange juice at the party, so we made plastic screwdrivers with orange Gatorade instead