Faux Pod

The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shuffle feature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two incredibly wrong or innapropriate songs to play back-to-back.

Chris nearly choked on his beer as he heard his iPod switch from "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls to Perry Como's "Catch a Falling Star." He quickly skipped to the next song to deal with this huge faux pod.

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Pod

A person who cannot spell or type very well; a child with special needs

That boy's a right Pod

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Infinity pods

The definition of thanos' airpods

Infinity pods are extremely rare

Beluga Pod

A situation where an individual finds one’s self involved in an orgy of three or more large white women. Although rare, a pod of overweight albino women is recommended but blondes will suffice.

Dude. On my last trip to the Great White North, I found myself balls deep in a Beluga Pod.

N-pod

A racist, sexist etc. individual. a hateful person.
Can also be used to mean an Idiot in general.

You racist N-pod!

Pee Pod

A urinal

Wait up! I gotta hit up a pee pod!!

Wheelie Pod

The correct term for a wheelbarrow.

I went to Texas and brought home my drunk husband in the wheelie pod