Faux Pod

The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shuffle feature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two incredibly wrong or innapropriate songs to play back-to-back.

Chris nearly choked on his beer as he heard his iPod switch from "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls to Perry Como's "Catch a Falling Star." He quickly skipped to the next song to deal with this huge faux pod.

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Pod

A person who cannot spell or type very well; a child with special needs

That boy's a right Pod

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Birth pod

Egg donor female version of sperm donor. Unfit mother that birth child and left.

It's just been the kids and I since their birth pod left.

Infinity pods

The definition of thanos' airpods

Infinity pods are extremely rare

N-pod

A racist, sexist etc. individual. a hateful person.
Can also be used to mean an Idiot in general.

You racist N-pod!

Wheelie Pod

The correct term for a wheelbarrow.

I went to Texas and brought home my drunk husband in the wheelie pod

PURPLE POD

A severely bruised scrotum.

I played social soccer on the weekend and the fullback kicked me right in the sack and I've woken up with a Purple Pod.