A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"
One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
When a dog takes a run and then jumps up and bounces off of you
The little shih Tzu pooch punched me
When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet
Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.
A pooch is the master of dogs. In their free time likes to wrestle them for food as well as for pleasure.
Lisa is the pooch master
A dog that prefers air conditioned environments
Our dog really likes air conditioning; he is a freon pooch.
1. A male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he'll get a sniff of her gift.
2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.
1. That little guy is her snootch pooch, dude.
2. Those protesters are a bunch of Snootch Pooches.