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A soft wannabe gangster who pops off about dumb stuff but can't back up his talk. Mostly done online or in text messages.
This man in the group chat tryin to be a popcorn gangster again.
Friend 1:MMmmm I love this salted popcorn
FRiend 2: yes I agree it is the best way to eat popcorn
A quirky popcorn is when you jerk off too much with scorching hot popcorn seeds to the point where you get third degree burns on your dick. At this point you look like Deadpool had sex with a wrinkly old grandma who has herpigoneciphilaids.
Dude I pulled a quirky popcorn last night and now I can't feel my will to live.
When you are high and eating popcorn in bed, there is a thing called a popcorn axis. You must prop yourself up in your bed at the right angle, in order to get the popcorn in your mouth. If you are not on the popcorn axis, you get popcorn all over and it ends up in your bed for your boyfriend to find in his bum in the morning.
Last night I wasn't on my popcorn axis and my boyfriend woke up to find popcorn in his asshole.
Person who tries to be funny during a movie, but eventually just becomes annoying.
"Man, the movie was great except someone asshole was trying to be a popcorn comedian the whole time."
When you are banging a chick and right before you cum you bust in a bag of popcorn. Then you proceed to shake the bag up and make her eat it while watching a movie
No better way to end the day then Popcorn with Flix
A bride who "pops" in and out of the bridal store in less than an hour.
Wow! We had a lot of popcorn brides in our store, today!