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Port Hull

a supernatural object which transports a person, or a group (up to 6), to another location in a split second.

jesus got nailed for our sins but my Port Hull let’s me visit where i love (the south) whenever, quick!

by texturalexperience July 10, 2022


Port-a-toad

When you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it "teleports" you to another place and time. Usually the ER of a hospital or a county jail cell.

I need to get somewhere in a hurry! Give me the port-a-toad!

by yourwrong88 November 27, 2010


Chargic Port

A port you can plug technological communicae device chargers into when they are without other forms energy sources.

My personal technological communicae device.... It is without an energy source until I return it's charger to it's rightful chargic port.

by Mideah January 24, 2011


Hella-port

Combining equal parts hellish suffering with fantasies of death-wish style escape, hella-port is most useful when you are absolutely fuckin' stuck.

Facedown on the pavement with two boots at their necks, Hillary whispered to Bernie: "Wish we could hella-port outta here."

by Discorpo July 6, 2016


Taylor Port

That sauce. Some call it THOT juice some call it Grape Henny. Sip it with the homies. Sip it with your Mom. Sip it with women. Guaranteed a good ass night.

*Veterans enjoy it chilled*

It's a Port wine made to compliment desserts with it's astounding 18% alcohol.

New comer: " Yo that Taylor Port had me going"

Adept drinker: " Told you that T.P. is the shit"

Adept drinker: "Real niggas chase Henny with this"

New comer: "Oh man, I don't know if I can keep up."

Adept drinker: "You never will"

by Eddie Genius October 2, 2018


port edwards

the funnest place to get caught by all the cops.

in port edwards was the only place i ever got caught by the cops

by kaylarice123 July 29, 2011


Port Edwards

Port Edwards is a shitty little hicktown

I can’t believe there are actually excited about moving to Port Edwards it sucks ass

by Nighnutz November 3, 2019