a supernatural object which transports a person, or a group (up to 6), to another location in a split second.
jesus got nailed for our sins but my Port Hull let’s me visit where i love (the south) whenever, quick!
When you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it "teleports" you to another place and time. Usually the ER of a hospital or a county jail cell.
I need to get somewhere in a hurry! Give me the port-a-toad!
A port you can plug technological communicae device chargers into when they are without other forms energy sources.
My personal technological communicae device.... It is without an energy source until I return it's charger to it's rightful chargic port.
Combining equal parts hellish suffering with fantasies of death-wish style escape, hella-port is most useful when you are absolutely fuckin' stuck.
Facedown on the pavement with two boots at their necks, Hillary whispered to Bernie: "Wish we could hella-port outta here."
That sauce. Some call it THOT juice some call it Grape Henny. Sip it with the homies. Sip it with your Mom. Sip it with women. Guaranteed a good ass night.
*Veterans enjoy it chilled*
It's a Port wine made to compliment desserts with it's astounding 18% alcohol.
New comer: " Yo that Taylor Port had me going"
Adept drinker: " Told you that T.P. is the shit"
Adept drinker: "Real niggas chase Henny with this"
New comer: "Oh man, I don't know if I can keep up."
Adept drinker: "You never will"
the funnest place to get caught by all the cops.
in port edwards was the only place i ever got caught by the cops
Port Edwards is a shitty little hicktown
I can’t believe there are actually excited about moving to Port Edwards it sucks ass