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bad potties

A euphemism that is used for watery poop when calling in sick to work or school.

Aaron's mom: "Aaron cannot go to school today, because he has bad potties".

by Emmet Wendel April 20, 2016


The Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space

Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

by The peeper of 15 July 2, 2024


potty parlor

Restroom

Pardon me, ma’am, do you have a potty parlor.

by Tmaws August 18, 2023


potty kiss

When you hit someone using a urinal from the back of their head causing them to "kiss the potty" as their head bounces off the wall. They are typically done in a bar.

"Shorsery-- that guy you potty kissed at the Coleson brought his buddy around this time"

by Professor Grimmice October 4, 2023


Potty kiss

When someone is having a piss at the urinal and you bang their forehead against the wall

Dude was talking shit at the bar so I gave him a potty kiss at the urinal.

by JWW302 October 31, 2023


porta potty water

The disgusting mix of shit, urine, and toilet paper that you'll find at the bottom of every porta potty.

That porta potty hasn't been cleaned it weeks, it's got a ton of porta potty water at it's bottom.

by asdjhvcfawebk,jk January 30, 2021


Potty Wads

A pair of under wear that has potty engulfed in them. Also can be said as a comparison to how something feels. (noun)

Wool... How about these pajamas. Nope I said, I rather sleep in potty wads.

by )(olla2.0 December 8, 2010