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To jack pre a sexual encounter as to prolong erection and performance.
Fap, fap, fap - I'm getting sex tonight.
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The high you get when you know you're about to get drugs to get you high. Usually occurs with people who have a dependency to a substance, i.e. heroin or cocaine.
"Man, I was so sick today until my girl called and said she was on her way. I instantly got a pre-high and felt so much better."
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This is a common abbreviation for Pre-Vatican II. The reference is to the beliefs, worship and practices of Catholics before the Second Vatican Council, so-called, which was held between 1962-1965.
This also refers to those Catholics, who, coming to the conclusion that since the death of Pope Pius XII in 1958, there has been no true Roman pontiff, but instead a succession of false popes, practice Catholicism---(i.e. reading the Sunday missal; the Rosary; observing the 1958 and before fast and abstinence laws of the Church; and, in fact, the whole gamut of the true Catholic faith as alway held) in their homes without using traditionalist priests and bishops who say the Latin Mass, but without jurisdiction. Also, they never attend your garden variety "Catholic Church".
Pre-V2 types believe that there is one, true Church, and that they are members of it....and that everyone else should be as well.
That Aaron guy takes his religion pretty seriously.
Yeah, he's one of those Pre-Vatican II Catholics. He doesn't eat meat on Fridays and is always talking about how Catholicism is the one true Church....but not the one since Vatican II, after they changed the Mass and all.
Oh, he's a Pre-V2 Catholic? That figures. No wonder he's so serious about his faith.
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The newest way of fast food places (especially McDonald's) to try to get you to buy food that you don't want or need. When you get to the drive-thru ordering spot (with the menu and all), they "greet" you with "Hi, would you like to try a nice Cappuccino today?". Of course, you think this is a person that is ready to take your order. Instead, when you're in the middle of saying your order, you get "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?", or "Sorry - can you repeat that?". This is just like going inside and when you reach the counter, the person says that crap to you, and walks away. I find it ridiculous.
Me: *Drives up to the drive-thru*
Speaker: "Hi, would you like to try a nice Cappuccino today?"
Me: Yeah, hi, can I get your #9 3-Piece meal?
Actual Person: Sorry, can you repeat that?
Me: *Hot steam coming from ears* Yeah, can I get your #9 3-Piece meal?
Actual Person: Please drive up.
Me: *Wonders how much cash to pull out* How much is it?
Actual Person: Uh....$6.16.
Me: *Wonders why I'm not greeted nicely, not told the cost of how much I need to pay, or why I never even got thanked for placing my order and doing business with them*
Seriously, this pre ordering crap sucks.
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A scene kid in the making. Usually around ages 12-14. They can be found in groups in food courts at the mall, or other places of public amusement.
Did you see that massive pack of pre-scenes lurking out of H&M?!
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Requisites that should be fullfilled in order to qualify for sexual intercourse.
Mike is an activist. He feeds homeless people and caring for others is definitely a pre-fuckquisite. Honesty, realness and smarts are some other pre-fuckquisites.
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A legal document signed before marriage to level the playing so that the dominant bread winner (preferrably the male) will not have to worry about his wife strangling him by the balls during a messy divorce.
It assures that at the most, she'll retain the kids, but will not gain any financial liability in the assets of the man that was made either before or during the marriage.
Since 50% of all women have a hidden agenda of gaining finacial stability and a sexual dynamo in a spouse...it regulates that YOU DON'T GET SHIT if we split!!!!!!
(Argument between a husband and wife) Fuck you bitch, since your dumbass signed this pre-nup, that means that I keep the house AND I don't have to put up with your shit. So YOU and YOUR kids can both get the fuck out! I'm THE GODDAMN KING of MY domain!!!
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