houdini punch

A combination of the Houdini and the Donkey Punch. This is the act in which, during doggystle sexual intercourse, the penetrating man spits (or pours warm yogurt) on his partner's back, causing the partner to believe the man has "finished." Upon the partner's turn of the head, the man forcibly socks his partner upside the head and then proceeds to manually release his cumload in his partner's face.

(gay version) Matt's eye was swollen for a week after Len houdini punched his ass.

(non-gay version) I houdini punched that bitch for no good reason at all.

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punch line

The last line of a joke, the one that makes it funny, or makes it a groaner

If the punch line is "Do we have time?" what's the line before? "Fuck the sheep!"

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punched the goat

To cease to live. To come to an end. To pass out of existence.

Can you believe both Farrah and Michael punched the goat on the same day?

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cow punch

Another term for cowpoke or ranch hand. Someone who works to wrangle cattle.

In his youth, he worked as a cow punch on a ranch in Idaho.

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rabbit punch

a punch or strike to the back of the neck. as in the way to put a rabbit out of its misery, with a strike to the back of the neck.

i walked up behind him and gave him a quick rabbit punch.

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cock punch

A swift punch, delivered to a male's genitals.

He is such a fucktard, he deserves a good cock punch.

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God punch

A serious blow to the top of a person's skull, as though God himself was throwing the punch from the heavens.

When Phil yelled at Steve: "godabed"
Steve responded with a God punch, giving Phil a concussion.

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