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Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"
Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.
Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement
See also: yer da sells the avon
"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"
"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"
"Cunt"
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When someone runs up and kicks a person in the vagina
Dude.... she got so angry she gave my sister a 50 yard cunt punt!!
To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).
"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"
"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."
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when a woman has a "front butt" aka fupa which is the fatty vagina/stomach and it looks like she has a butt on the front of her, and someone cunt punts her (a strong swift kick to the cunt). the cunt punt of the front butt if done properly will cause a wave of fat rolls up her stomach. It really is quite a sight to behold.
actual convo: Cunt punt her front butt But u gotta hit the vag part of the vagumic or it’s not a cunt punt in the front butt. if she has a fupa whch is the stomach that hangs down aka Dunlap’s disease (her belly dunlapped over her belt) someone needs the assist by lifting said fupa to cunt punt the front butt
like cock blocking with a twist, a cunt punt is when a straight girl comes up to her lesbian friend and scares away a potential lesbian from approaching her friend out of fear they are dating.
tammy put her arm around me at the gay bar and I was like you know your cunt punting.
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when a guy with no looks and no money lands a hot chick.
my buddy definitely out-punted his coverage with that hotty.
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Sexual intercourse whereby the man penetrates the woman from behind. As opposed to 'punting from the Oxford end': in Cambridge the punter stands on the till and punt with the open end forward, while in Oxford they stand inside the boat and punt with the till forward.
My and me boyfriend were dogging on the A14, alright, when he decide to try punting from the Cambridge end, like they do in the Fens!
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