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To leave a smelly or sloppy piece of shit in someone elses toilet, and do not flush on purpose.
Brad queen elizabethed @ Taboo because it was overpriced
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A girl who who likes to swallow the man juice.
Judy is having a party on Friday! I hope she keeps that jiz queen sister of hers locked up and away from my man!
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definitely Elizabeth Grant a.k.a Lana Del Rey.
is Billie Eyelashes the queen of alternative?
no, The only answer is Lana Del Rey!
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A woman who becomes so intoxicated she believes herself to be a historical figure such as Queen Elizabeth.
Shannon was so drunk she thought she was Queen Elizabeth.
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Rather less attractive than a "cougar", the badger queen spends her time, money and energies trying to persuade men to have a relationship with her by offering a range easy sexual services...
She thinks she is entitled to anything she wants, your cock, anyone else's cock, her ex-husbands home, kids and wallet, a made-up job created at tax payers expense, 24 hour police protection, children (anyone's.. as long as she gets paid for "looking after" them)..
Usually securely employed in (overpaid) menial state sector work, such as nursing, and claiming vast amounts of welfare money too as a result of having pushed out a fanny turd or two.. She has protected status in a feminist dominated society and mistakes this for respect..
Usually seriously overweight and often drunk, she mistakes the lumps of dough hanging off her chest for attractive breasts and likes to find ways of presenting these amorphous heaps to the attention of potential victims..
She tries her best to hide the apron of lard that overhangs a vagina that looks like a cold congealed doner kebab wedged between a sumo wrestlers thighs..
She is trapped in this deluded lifestyle for the foreseeable future and the best she can hope for is a sad "fuck-buddy", while she tries to come to terms with her inability to persuade any bloke with a shred of self-respect to take her and her STD's on..
Hey, John, I had a date tonight with this woman who looked worth a poke on the face pic, but, well, when I saw the body and heard what she had to say, it was clear she was a rancid badger queen.. I went to the gents, did a runner, and never looked back!
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Simply a drama queen in the form of a redneck douche bag whom still thinks 'rocking the mullet' is a good life choice to make. May times you can find mullet-queens at local gas stations talking about how "Obama's one of them A-RABS! He was implantered by them their govern-ment to spy on our New-clear-er weapons." or it may just be in the form of your stepdad who thinks that having 3rd period lunch has anything to do with him and wants to "Call them there SCHOOL PRINCE-ABLES because ain't nobody ever need no lunch that there early."
GIRL: "Me and my mom had to lie to Rod about me getting 3rd period lunch because if he knew, He would have flipped"
GIRL2: "God, what a mullet-queen. He is obviously his mullet's aunt flow is in town"
GIRL: "No, he already had his mullet in a bunch from earlier when Obama come on to talk about the health care reform..."
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An acceptable method of punishment in which toothpaste is squeezed into the ass-crack and anus of a party-foul offender who has passed out prematurely due to excessive alcohol consumption.
LL: I can't believe Oscar passed out already. . .It's only 8:30 PM!
Joff: Did you see how much he drank? He's already polished off a fifth of SoCo and funneled three beers in 2 hours.
LL: Half of the people haven't even arrived for the party. Oscar committed a major party foul!
Joff: Where are you going?
LL: To the bathroom to get the toothpaste. Oscar is so getting the Queen Farbis punishment right now!