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One of the male population who has such large gentilia, common terms such as hung or well endowed do not quite cover the enormity of the genitilia, see coctus maximus or Cocktimus Prime.
Since no one was listening to him at the party, John was forced to pull out his Cocktasaurus Rex to get everyone's attention.
The Cocktasaurus Rex's long hibernation was over, it was fully awakened from its slumber and on the prowl for its favorite prey, the rare and docile, bearded clam.
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When you are doing a girl from behind, preferably close to the edge of the bed, and you grab her by the shoulders and lift her up. This results in her swinging her arms aimlessly like a T-Rex while making moaning noises.
"Dude.. what was all that noise.."
"Oo.. I t rexed that bitch"
"Sahweet"
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An elderly individual who is highly sexually active
"I hear Quincy down in hall A of the Happy Homecomings retirement home is a fuckasaurus rex!"
"o rly?!"
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A name coined for the dinosaur that appears at the end of the stage 'Dino Dino Jungle' in Gamecube's "Mario Kart: Double Dash!" The Derpasaurus sticks his face across the bridge as you are karting across.
Player 1: "dude, the derpasaurus rex knocked me off of the bridge!!! "
Player 2: "figures broski, he's crosseyed"
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noun- a very good but highly error-prone quarterback. Tends to throw as many interceptions in a game as he does touchdown passes. If he keeps this up, the Bears will not go too far into the playoffs, let alone the Super Bowl. Don't get me wrong, though- I love the guy to death, but he MUST do better than this.
1.) A 2006 game against the Arizona Cardinals: a pitiful first half performance by Rex Grossman, during which the Cardinals capitalized and got a 20-0 halftime lead. The only things that saved his ass were the Chicago defense, which scored three touchdowns in the second half, and a botched Arizona field goal at the end. Lucky bastard. The Bears barely won 24-23
2.) Another game in 2006 against the Dolphins, who, before the game, were one of the worst teams in the league. Grossman had to have thrown at least three interceptions that game. A terrible performance. The Bears get crushed 31-13
3.) Another 2006 game verse the Patriots. There was less than a minute to go in regulation when Tom Brady throws an interception and the Bears take over with adequate field position. A touchdown on this drive would make Grossman a hero, and what does he do? He throws an interception. Once again, the game is in his hands and he makes a very costly mistake. A sub-par performance for both quarterbacks. The Bears lose 17-13
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Police officer in a police car trolling.
Hey, watch out for the pigasaurus rex over there.
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An adorable breed of cat with big ears and curly or wavy fur who doesn't shed.
That Devon Rex looks like a poodle.
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