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Bandits of the night who knock over trash cans and eat garbooshe
The raccoon was causing a ruckus in my backyard
Something you stick twelve of up your ass for pleasure
Damn! These raccoons got me cumming like crazy!
A woman that picks up men to take advantage of what they can get from them. Example: Free rent, food, drugs or money. When there is nothing to be taken, she disappears. Often from a man just getting out of a relationship or the relationship ended because she had her little grubby hand in it.
Digging through the remains of a ruined relationship for left over scraps. Often times a relationship she helped ruin.
She was just a raccoon, took everything I had and vanished....
She racooned me. Once I didn't have anything to offer her she was on to the next one....
the most adorable creature to ever exist
Person 1: that animal is literally so cute omg what is it
Person 2: its a raccoon
Someone who chooses to stick around someone who has little to no morals or ethics i.e. trash; in hopes of getting a relationship.
Why did mary stick around after he hit her? Because she is a raccoon; she enjoys being around dumpsters.