One of Harrison Ford's finest motion pictures
Harrison Ford plays Indiana Jones in raiders of the lost ark.
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The most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 10 Viking Warriors and a longboat.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room.
Then Cum in her face.
-Hi Steve hows your mum?
-Not good, mate, some bastard houdini nordic raider'ed her last night!
-Shit thats not so good! (hides horned helmet behind back)
-Yeah its not too bad, she said she's had worse!
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a famous raider called pew pew!!
invite link: discord.gg/7DbgHbjVhn
omg pew pew the raider just raided our server!
lets raid their server back
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An NFL sports team who USED to be the Oakland Raiders.
*Guy 1* Hey whats your favorite NFL team?
*Guy 2* Las Vegas Raiders
*Guy 1* You must be a metal head or a dark person
*Guy 2* No I just like the team dumbass
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1) you're a chocolate box raider when you lick someone's anal out
2) someone who is more than just a complete asshole
"yeah apparently they had sex and then he licked her ass OUT" :o
"have you met billy? he's a total chocolate box raider"
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One of if not THE greatest movie of the early 1980s. With the one of the greatest theme songs EVER. With the 007 theme coming in at a very close second.
Raiders of the lost ark has one of the greatest theme songs EVER recorded.
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Pyramid shaped boobs, like the ones seen on Tomb Raider I
That bitch has Tomb Raider boobs.
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