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Small bits of shit found in a sketchy chic's drawers.
Dude, we get home from Kelly's and she's all over me. I slide my hands under her mini, pull her skivvies down, and a bunch of smelly panty raisins fall out!
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They are like brownie points but actually for bad deeds, or when you are an asshole towards the person you hate the most, and they acknowledging how much they hate you.
Sebastian pull Dave's pants in front of his crush, letting her and friends know he was a stump.
Dave: MAN FUCK YOU
Sebastian: * Dusting his hands off.* I earned my daily Raisins cookie points. Bastard had it coming
A mood swing triggered by the traumatic experience of mistaking oatmeal raisin cookies for chocolate chip.
My mom baked some chocolate chip cookies last weekend, I was so excited until I inspected them closely and realized they were full of mummified grapes! My Oatmeal Raisin Depression was so bad I didn't leave my room for the rest of the day.
a very bad Sexually Transmitted Disease
Man: Yo dog I just got some rough Raisin Bran from my girl.
Man's friend: ahh thats not cool broo
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A grape who grew up on a Mexican Grape Vineyard in a bunch with his familia. One day, they got ripe and were picked. But just when the barefoot fat lady came to squish them into wine, a flamingo swooped in and carried him away. He was the only survivor of the Great Grape Holocaust of 1990. So the flamingo flew him to her home with the fuckin' penguins. The flamingo tried to eat him, but realized she didn't like grapes. So she spit him out onto a rock and there he dried. While his insides were evaporating, he found many bits of straw and wheat which he was able to weave into his very own sombrero. When he finally put it on, he realized it had magical powers! It gave him arms and legs. (Which were retractable for safety reasons.) And he wandered away from the rock as the one and only Raisin Man Browno.
Isn't that Raisin Man Browno?
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When you stick your rag (balls) into a girls butthole and they get smothered with poop.
I hate chocolate covered raisins, they make my rag smell.
I made my girlfriend suck the chocolate off my rag after she gave me chocolate covered raisins.
Freddy couldn't hear cause he wasn't wearing his hearing aids, so when I told him not to stick his balls in my butt, he ended up with chocolate covered raisins.
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the simple process of throwing up, then hooking up with a willing person
It is quite disgusting to wake up with a hangover and hear that you hooked up with someone who threw up 3 seconds before--in other words, you pulled a raisin oatmeal
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