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When you get lettuce, cabbage, and a bowl during sex. You put the lettuce and cabbage in the bowl and cum in the bowl as a ranch dressing. You tell her its salad and while she eats it you duck tape her mouth and tell her its cum, and she sprays it out of her nose like a dragon.
Matt: Hey dude, i just gave Alyssa a Ranch Dragon!
John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!
Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.
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A frowned upon combination eaten only by the goofiest of individuals
My friend ordered wings and ranch at bdubs. We then kicked him out of the friend group
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The place where 18 naked cowboys with hard throbbing cocks shoot ropes at you!
A Mythical ranch in santa fe owned by the one and only Grant Macdonald
When are we heading to Ram Ranch? I need those 18 cowboys' ropes in my face.
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Ram Ranch is a ranch where 18 naked buff gay cowboys have an orgy in the shower and constantly fuck each other even in their sleep.
Yo, wanna go to Ram Ranch this summer?
Yeah sure.
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Scheming French man that wears a monocle and a top hat and a twirly mustache stealing people coin purses and contemplating world domination
That’s man is a straight ranch Dubois
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A Meaning place where homosexual males gather
Male1: Lets go find some men at the dude ranch.
Male2: OK
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A horse riding ranch where gay dudes can ride each other bareback...
I'm gonna get some serious dude at the dude ranch.
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