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browser's remorse

The regret you feel when you've either:
Wasted too much time browsing the net, Facebook stalking, pinterest and now you feel unproductive and wasted all your free time.
Googled something you wished you didn't i.e. If you google blue waffle you will have browser's remorse.
Accidentally clicked on internet explorer and now have to wait for it to finish loading so you can close it and open an actual browser.
The regret of not having bought something you spotted the day before and now you can't stop thinking about it or lost out on a great deal.

"I've been in bed in the whole morning now I have browsers remorse."
"Man I've got serious browser's remorse...I thought Dirty Sanchez was that Mexican cowboy cartoon character."
"Yeah you dingus! if you wanna be a cheapass don't try to infect me with your browser's remorse tomorrow"

by Draken-Savage (JHB) May 9, 2017


Swipers Remorse

When on tinder you either swipe right on an ugly person or left on a hot person. Regretting your choice instantly or later down the road.

Guy1: None of these girls are hot.
Guy2:Really? You have to have atleast one hottie.
Guy1: I haven't seen one.....FUCK!
Guy2:What?!
Guy1:I just swiped left on a dime. Son of a bitch. I'm going to have swipers remorse on that one.

by Interemptor February 28, 2016


Hustler’s remorse

When you grow up in the struggle, make it big, and now feel like you owe everyone (guilt) who you came up with you who didn’t make it out of the struggle

The only reason you’re giving him that much is because of hustler’s remorse

by Cheeks212 May 28, 2022


Karen Remorse

The instant shame you feel when you realize you where the Karen of an argument.

The "Karen Remorse" hit me hard after arguing with the grocery store cashier about a coupon. I didn't realize the coupon was expired.

by bw120588 March 13, 2021


beaters remorse

That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.

Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls

"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."

"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."

by facebook_user December 27, 2016


Lovers Remorse

A feeling of regret after a relationship that did not turn out as you hoped it would. Sometimes caused by over - commitment.

She had lovers remorse after a one night stand and felt cheap.

by Sovereinty Restored September 22, 2023


Boyfriend Remorse

When you date a girl and then later regret it

Dude is that your ex? You must have some serious Boyfriend Remorse

by RagingPrune March 26, 2016