Resting duck face

When you make a duckface with out meaning to.

My sister Jennifer always has resting Duck face!

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Ain’t no rest for the wicked

Originally a song by “Cage the Elephant”, the phrase is used to describe the lives of people in severe poverty either engaging in illicit activity like prostitution, robbery, or theft out of necessity to survive. Reasons include bills to pay, mouths to feed, and the fact that nothing in this world is for free. They’re not generally heartless bastards, but money makes you do things you shouldn’t be doing.

Person 1: I heard that a bunch of guys robbed an ACE Hardware store the other day

Person 2 : times must’ve been tough. Ain’t no rest for the wicked.

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Resting Dick Bulge

It’s like resting bitch face but when your dick is flaccid

Bro, did you see the size of that guy’s Resting Dick Bulge?

Resting Virgo Face

A perpetual look of focus and determination, characteristic of the Virgo, especially when immersed in thought or action

Wow, look at that bartender's resting Virgo face, as she measures out proportions accurate to the drop! God!

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Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.

"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."

Resting Whore Face

The opposite of Resting Bitch Face. While RBF deters the onlooker, RWF actually invites them in. Usually an individual with Resting Whore Face has an inviting and seductive glare and pouty lips.

Some people naturally have RWF while others try very hard to achieve this facial expression.

That model has such a Resting Whore Face, I wanna make out with them!

rest your laces

1. Don't relax yet, there's more to do.
2. Keep your shoes on, you aren't finished yet.

Originally shorthand for "Don't untie your shoes yet, there's more to do."

Frank: Finally done, now I can go watch some TV!
Ross: Rest your laces! We still have things to do.