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When performing the act of sex while in the doggy style position and entering vaginally, use your index finger to slide in and out of her brown eye. If you realize your finger is becoming engulfed in matter of a brown nature, swing your finger up to her mouth and hook her like a fish.
Billy: I was tapping Tammy from behind and doing that thing she loves with my finger in her ass, but then I realized my finger was covered in shit.
Jim: That's fucked up. What did you do?
Billy The Rusty Fishhook.
Jim: God damn right.
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An eye-opening rendition of the rusty trombone makes this a memorable way to say good morning! A man is awakened by his partner rimming him, while at the same time giving him a vigorous reach around. The skeet from the hand job is then used to style his hair to keep it out of his face.
I was ready for a full day of work in an ad agency – and looking good - after Liz started my day with a rusty wakelin!
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Having your brown eye tongue punched while simultaniously reciving a hand job.
Want to play a tune on my rusty trombone?
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To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
Phoebe's rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it bought a tear to my eye.
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Rimjob while getting a handjob only to fart and fill the cheeks of the "giver"
I loved Heidi. Partly for her wavy blonde hair but mostly for the fact she didn't mind when I Rusty Gillespie'd her.
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A Rusty Venture is a highly disputed sex move, discussed in the Venture Brothers episode Operation P.R.O.M.
The running joke throughout the episode is that no one seems to know whether a Rusty Venture is a gay or straight move, involves feces or a turkey baster, etc.
Escort: I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture.
Brock Samson: Don't believe the hype. A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore."
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a woman or girl which is larger or obese and has cottage cheese(cellulite) all over her leg's or arm's...and in some cases are always hungry and cant stop eating.
rustiness-determines how ugly or butch the girl is
huffy-determines her weight or how large she is
putting them together makes them a rusty huffy
did you see that rusty huffy back there she was eating a Jamaican patty and was already talking about the McDonald's down the street......man she was the rustiest huffy I've every seen
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