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1. What you do when you hurt yourself and want the open lesion to be prevented from infection/heal faster.
2. An amazing melodic death metal band from Cleveland, Ohio. Formed on 9/11 which makes them that much fucking cooler.
1. Gee whiz, I do hope my bear-wrestling lacerations heal quicker if I salt the wounds, because it sure does hurt like a mother fucker!
2. I'm going need a new pair of undies after listening to I Swear The Visine Is For My Allergies.
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the sweaty substance that develops on a males penis
Jodi licked the dick salt off off my dickhole.
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Only the best female alternative/grunge rock act of the 90s, unfairly crapped on by critics and only 2 of their singles "Volcano girls" and "Seether" got popular. Even their single "Shutterbug," with a very high-budget video and SNL performance, was mostly ignored. Released an amazing comeback album in July 2015 and guess what....... still nobody but the fans care. But, to Hell with the masses anyway.
Person 1: Hey do you like Veruca Salt?
Person 2: Well yeah, she's my favorite Willy Wonka character!
Person 1: No, the 90s band.
Person 2: She was in a band?
Person 1: facepalm
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*ON A DATE* PASS THE SALT. *FUCKS IN BATHROOM*
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A sweet death metal band from Ohio.
Listen to them.
Kid: My ears are bleeding from these awesome vocals and lyrics of Salt The Wound!
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When someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.
Example 1:
"Ouch, what a bad call."
"Get out of here with your Vanilla salt, man. You don't even like football."
When your on a spiritual, cultural, political exchange and you go to prison for bringing naughty salt (Cocaine) into Burma #justlikefulham
Turns out they’re quite strict on bringing naughty salt into the country