I Saw My Bum

A Liverpool expression meaning you are really annoyed by something.

I lost my car keys yesterday, I saw my bum!

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pissed off chain saw

Coffee can mufflers that are on the Honda Racers. Sounds like they are doing Mach II but they are in 1st gear going 8 mph.

"Did you hear that pissed off chain saw? o'wait it was Honda Civic."

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I sawed this atom in half

Booom

America in 1945: I sawed this atom in half

sawed-off shotgun

when one performs a "shotgun" with two small bullet-style cans
(red bull, bookoo, etc). can become a double barreled shotgun when using regular cans.

dude, i just did a sawed-off shotgun with two red bulls and now im gonna throw up.

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(Social media) saw it first

When posting a photo or video on social media that you’ve already posted before on a different social media site. Used as a caption often.

(Social media) saw it first 💁 ♀️

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since i saw vienna

since i saw vienna is a song by the popular content creator wilbur soot, the song is off the album your city gave me asthma which is frequently shortened to “ycgma”.

the song is VERY underrated and is the best off the album

random person 1: “hey i heard you like wilbur soots music, what’s your favourite song?”
random person 2: “oh yeah my favourite is since i saw vienna”

I saw 9 dolphins

This is the phrase one uses when another party in a conversation makes a dirty joke and one doesn't get it.

It originally comes from the 9 dolphins optical illusion. (Seen on 9 Dolphins Rum Bottles)

The picture was used to test a Psychological property in children. Research found that the children could not recognize the intimate scene of the couple because they did not have the prior memory association with such a scenario. Therefore, instead of seeing the couple in an intimate pose, they saw 9 dolphins.

Jessie: "I can't believe you gave me DIET PEPSI you asshole!"

Ryan: "Oh c'mon man its not that big a deal."

Jessie: "Yes it is! I'm Phenylketonuric! I can't have that fake sugar. it gives me muscle spasms and I can't sleep! It was an awful night!"

Ryan: "Oh shit. Dude I'm sorry, I didn't realize."

Jessie: "And I had to cancel my date cuz of you!"

Ryan: "Why? Cuz of Muscle spasms? That sounds like a great way to be on a date, or at least the end of the date. Just set her on top while you buck around like an unbalanced washing machine."

Ryan & Jessie burst out laughing

Malcolm: "..."

Ryan: "Get it Malcolm? Like a washing machine!"

Malcolm: "No dude, I saw 9 dolphins. What's a washing machine have to do with you making Jessie sick?"

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