it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies
i just screen freezed the shit out your computer
Someone who is trying to look at your phone/computer screen while you are messaging, texting or emailing another person.
"Um.. Hello!! Don't be a screen pirate and keep your eyes off mine!"
Playing with another person on the same screen using 'splitscreen' and continuously watching the other persons part of the screen in an attempt to use it to your advantage.
John is playing call of duty with his brother, Bob, on the same TV using splitscreen. John cannot find where Bob is on the screen, so he looks at Bob's part of the screen, finds his location by screen perving and kills him. John is a screen pervert.
When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.
"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"
When someone layers a screen recorded clip of a screen recorded clip of something, typically a meme because people don’t know how to give credit to meme creators, or they do it because they purposely want it to look low quality because humor
“Dude! Kyle made the funniest meme yesterday” “yeah but Ben screen recorded it and called it his own, then Lucas screen recorded that clip cuz he doesn’t understand humor anymore” “damn, Lucas really doing a screen ception?“
A person who talks mad shit online, but can’t do anything in person
Jimmy: Man all this kid can do is talk shit in Instagram group chats
James: he’s a fucking screen warrior isn’t he...
When you jizz in a girl's eyes without her knowing so you can escape without her seeing you leave!
I ejaculated in her eyes giving her a Silk Screen making it easy for me to get away without her seeing