Shrek

A celebrity sheep!

All the was from Godzone (New Zealand)

The Prime Minister of New Zealand prefers the company of Shrek the Sheep of the Maori (the native people) activists.

Well, who can blame her?

Baaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaaaaaaa!

Ya know, a sheep? (they go maaaa & baaa)

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Shrek

1. A word used to describe a woman's rear-end that is particularly flat, unpleasing or unattractive to look at, as opposed to the regularly used "donk".

2. The term refers to the relationship between two Disney characters, one being a donkey and the other being an unattractive ogre. The donkey or "donk" being the preferred choice of rounded, plump rear end, and the "shrek" term referring to it's polar opposite, flat rear end.

See also: pancake booty

Man, shorty over there got a donk, but her buddy got that shrek.

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Shrek

A green over weighted man who lives in a swamp who hates humans and acts like a retard in front of everybody and has a pet Donkey who talks crap and talks nonsense to Shrek and his friends. He is also a giant fat man is a green suit.

1. "Hey look, its a Shrek."
2. "Why is this guy a Shrek?"
3. "Do you want to adopt a Shrek?"

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Shrek

shrek is a god

we bow down to shrek

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Shrek

Shrek is the hot Ogre from the Shrek movies.
If someone says that they have a crush on Shrek, it means that they probably have a really good taste and that you should treat them like a god or whatever.

Person 1: "I have a crush on Shrek.."
Person 2: "Wow! That's amazing! You really have a good taste! I'll treat and serve you like a god!"

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Shrek

Shrek shall Fiona soon bc shrek he shreked me hard HES MINE M8TIE ANYONE WHO STEALS HIM IS DED

shrek is a good shreker he does it hard

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shrek

a green ogar disliked by many children because of his hideousness and has no friends. Spends most of his life stalking his next victims.

jimmy:yo did you see shrek today
Jessica:no but you better hide before you get shrekt

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