Soap Time

A time when something utterly humiliating happens to someone you know

“My friend just tripped and fell on a trumpet”
“Bro, it’s Soap Time”

Soap Hole

A well-washed butthole appropriate for licking.

Monique has an excellent soap hole, so she's always down to get her butt licked when she cruises down to 18th Avenue.

Soap potion

When you add water to shampoo or soap bottle because it’s running out of soap

Did you make the soap potions in the shower?!

Soap balls

When a man has recently took a shower and didn’t rinse off the soap and dried his balls then you go and preform oral and all you smell is soap usually Irish spring

Man Kyle has soap balls like crazy still taste decent tho.

Soap dropper

Person who intestinally bends over in front of you

Requesh: *bends over* Garnom: wtf bro stop being a soap dropper

saddle-soap

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".

Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!

Dry soaping

The act of bathing using only soap and no water.

I'm allergic to shower water so I have to resort to dry soaping.