Sailors Beard

Code word for smelly minge.

Dude1: WTF is that smell?
Dirtygirl1: I dunno.
*dude1 goes down*
Dude1: Urgh fuck! It's your crotch! It's like a fucking sailors beard down there!!
Dirtygirl1: O noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Soggy Sailor

When you are having sex with a women from behind and club her unconscious. Then proceed to tie the the worlds most majest of all the birds, the albatross, to her back. Then have a REAL pirate rape her when she awakens. Real pirate is needed for unmatched authenticity. Flaming Albatross is optional.

Man 1: Man, she put up a real fight when I gave her the Soggy Sailor.

Man 2: Maybe, but not as much of a fight as the albatross.

Man 1: *Snap* ZING!

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Salty Sailor

A mixed drink which has had semen added without knowledge of such an addition being passed along to the drinker.

Joe sipped his Salty Sailor slowly, wondering why his friend Barry was giggling uncontrollably.

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Sailor Moon

Lesbian Show with panty flashes every fight scene

I like sailor moon cuz it has all kinds of hiddin sexual subtext And it's fun DUMBASS

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Sailor Moon

Horrible anime that has like 300 episodes and each one has the same plot.
Shitty animation and huge mega lesbian refrences that are cencored in the US.

You like sailor moon? Ha! ASS!

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sailor's haircut

When a guy has sex with a girl doggy style grabs her hair into a pony tail and cuts it with a pair of scissors, then cums on her back and throws the hair on top of her cum covered backside.

That skank is worthy of a sailor's haircut.

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Sailor Moon

Sailor moon is so flat chested, unattractive little girl who would get beaten up by a little cat.

Sailor moon rox0rs John

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