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Salt The Wound

1. What you do when you hurt yourself and want the open lesion to be prevented from infection/heal faster.

2. An amazing melodic death metal band from Cleveland, Ohio. Formed on 9/11 which makes them that much fucking cooler.

1. Gee whiz, I do hope my bear-wrestling lacerations heal quicker if I salt the wounds, because it sure does hurt like a mother fucker!

2. I'm going need a new pair of undies after listening to I Swear The Visine Is For My Allergies.

by omegamuff1n July 17, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick salt

the sweaty substance that develops on a males penis

Jodi licked the dick salt off off my dickhole.

by jiff9 October 20, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Veruca Salt

Only the best female alternative/grunge rock act of the 90s, unfairly crapped on by critics and only 2 of their singles "Volcano girls" and "Seether" got popular. Even their single "Shutterbug," with a very high-budget video and SNL performance, was mostly ignored. Released an amazing comeback album in July 2015 and guess what....... still nobody but the fans care. But, to Hell with the masses anyway.

Person 1: Hey do you like Veruca Salt?
Person 2: Well yeah, she's my favorite Willy Wonka character!
Person 1: No, the 90s band.
Person 2: She was in a band?
Person 1: facepalm

by RokkenWithDokken October 8, 2016

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


pass the salt

Bathroom sex

*ON A DATE* PASS THE SALT. *FUCKS IN BATHROOM*

by Ty zientek on ismails phone January 25, 2018

30๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Salt The Wound

A sweet death metal band from Ohio.
Listen to them.

Kid: My ears are bleeding from these awesome vocals and lyrics of Salt The Wound!

by i listen to salt the wound June 3, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vanilla Salt

When someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.

Example 1:
"Ouch, what a bad call."
"Get out of here with your Vanilla salt, man. You don't even like football."

by kirisame312 January 28, 2015


Salt Monster

Like the creature from the original Star Trek series, a person that sucks the life out of you by their incessant neediness, emotional demands and constant whining. After time with them you are emotionally drained and need down time.

Wow that Cassie is a real salt monster... my head is still aching from all the help she needed on her term paper.

by whenriques March 24, 2019