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1. when one lover smears fecal matter onto the others upper lip (whether it by by way of dick or finger), creating the illusion he has a mustache similar to the mustache your gardener, enrique, grew when he was eight.
2. a theory for what the "that" that meatloaf references in the song where he says hed do anything for love (the other being an alaskan pipeline)
3. an event that occurred in dustin diamonds sex tape. the only time in his life taht he was better than meatloaf.
1:
elsa: damn, look at pedros mustache
luis: no mang, thats no mustache, thats his feces mang.
elsa: DAYUM! he betta wash dat dirty sanchez off
2:
groupie: hey baby, can you rub my poo all over my face?
*meatloaf spontaneously bursts out into song*
groupie: i was wondering what the "that" was
meatloaf: yea, i cant decide if i wrote it about a dirty sanchez or an alaskan pipeline, either way, youre nasty
3:
dustin diamond: wow, im such a loser, my career is dead. im gonna go smear my shit on some chicks face, that will help me!
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Doing a chick, best when doggy style, and at some point during the act of sex...sticking your finger(s) in her ass, and then rubbing that finger(s) on her upper lip, thus giving her a fecal mustache.
"That bitch got pissed when I gave her a dirty sanchez"
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The act of draping your balls over someones eyes after having anal sex and wiping the shit from your dick onto their upper lip so as to produce an authentic looking mexican moustache.
guy 1 - So bro, do you think she likes you?
guy 2 - Like me? She must be in love with me. She let me give her the old arabian sanchez on our first date! There was shit all over her lip!
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putting your shit on someone elses lip
he passed out so i put my shit on his lip, you know a dirty sanchez.
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During anal sex, you pull out and rub your cock across the top lip of your partner. thus giving her a mustache.
Man last night was so crazy, Brittany was begging for the dirty sanchez.
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An act characterized by the fingering of the ass and the giving of a "thin shit moustache." Not to be confused with the dirty rodruigez.
I was bangin' her ass and then I decided it would be a great idea to give her a dirty sanchez.
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The combination of a Bombay Corndog, and a Dirty Sanchez.
Dude did you see Jimmy after the party last night?
Yea he finished his girlfriend off with a Curry Sanchez
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