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When you jizz in between a hoes titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them
Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes
A cheeseburger resembling a McMuffin on steroids .
The name FURM, is an acronym and gives a middle finger to fast food.
The FURM sandwich is so good it may result in Pokemon goo.
This edible food is eaten during newly found heartbreaks when your girlfriend dumps you, seeing your sister marry the high school dumbass therefore dropping out, or your parents kicking you out of the house. Sometimes we all need a good ol' depression sandwich
Samantha: Dammit! Kyle just broke up with me.
Katie: I think you need a good ol' depression sandwich
A white or brown bread sandwich that is eaten in an environment without the existence of background noise that would normally prove annoying to the consumer of the sandwich.
All I wanted was a quiet sandwich, I don't want the noise of a soccer match on whilst eating my sandwich
a burger or sandwich so messy that once you pick it up you can't set it down or it will fall apart, thus you are committed once you begin.
That burger was a real commitment sandwich.
Aussie slang for a glass of beer.
To make it more Aussie, “glass sanga” is more than acceptable
Source: The Betoota Advocate
"Yeah, that's a wrap," explained one local man ordering a delicious looking glass sandwich.
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Masturbating by putting your penis between the mattress and the box-spring.
"Oh like when you put it between the mattress and the box-spring? That's called the lonely sandwich" - You Look Nice Today: The Magic Number -
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