When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.
I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.
A bad haircut.
You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.
Adjective. Chicken scared. (Idiomatic) used to accuse an individual of being scared when the accuser cannot remember the noun chicken shit
Josh: Yeah, what do you think I am?. Chicken Scared!?
A form of live entertainment that simulates the experience of haunted locations or envisioning horror fiction. They usually feature fearsome sets and characters, especially ghosts, monsters, demons, witches, serial killers, and/or psychopaths. Humourous characters may also be included.
I went to an awesome scare attraction last night. It really scared the crap out of me.
The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.
"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."
The reaction that a woman makes when the man’s misses the hole and enters the back door.
She did the scared kitty when his Richard went throw her turd cutter!
An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.
Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?
Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.