Sappy Seal

A typical sex move in the northern hemisphere involves a gallon of vodka, a giant balloon (preferably 13-26m in diameter), three "Charlie's cheese-stuffed chimichangas," family-size, and a Bluetooth headset with an extendable mic.

You should have seen the look on Cindy's face when I finished with the sappy seal!

soggy seal

When you give someone a blowjob with ice in your mouth

"Meryl does give a good soggy seal."

dehydrated seal

A word used to deceibe a person with an obnoxius laugh

Bro you be quiet you dehydrated seal!

Slurry Seal

You first start by engaging in anal sex from behind. When you are about to cum, pull out, wipe the shit off your dick, and cum in your hand. Next, move your cummed hand in front of your partner's face. Take only one solid swipe accross the entire face of your partner. Finally, disengage in all sexual activity.

I say to my best friend Kevin, "Bro, I gave this dirty whore the worst slurry seal last night!!!"

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Navy SEAL

Guy who is always down to take one for the team, forget life, limb, & pride and jump on the grenade.

Dennis is such a Navy SEAL. Last night at the bar, he totally jumped on the grenade so I could talk to her hot friend.

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Seal the Envelope

To lick a Vagina.

"I'll Seal the Envelope all Night"

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Seal Kiss

When you place your foreskin over another males penis and rub forwards and backwards slowly.

John: Can i give you a seal kiss?
Mick: Okay but lube up

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